anxiety is so stupid. why are my thoughts overstaying their welcome

happy “let’s circle back” week to all who celebrate

i may be riding high on school spirit with IU in the playoffs for the first time ever, but football is still just boys hugging and falling down and that will always be funny to me #iufb

oop ok well this might be a painful few hours #iufb

I just hope both teams had a good time #IUFB

OKAY BOYS #iufb

“what do you want for Christmas” just one little lobotomy

did you guys hear about this

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP ST

what’s the point of living in a surveillance culture if we can’t even get footage of Mitch McConnell getting his shit rocked by a staircase

this, again

Hey #Chicago pals, I want to do a staycation weekend for my birthday next month. Thinking spa services and a nice hotel for the night. Any recommendations?

“Bring me The Poison. Okay, get The Poison out of here.” is an instant classic for me. going right into my regular rotation

checking in on Twitter just for the birthday balloons 🎈