Daily Mail offers chance to win gas and electricity bills for a year, or cash alternative of £16,000,000.

BREAKING: Ofgem has confirmed the £2.8 billion it would cost to nationalise the big 5 is substantially less than next year's planned energy price cap x

Dear Liz Truss / Rishi Sunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's The Martin Lewis Money Show Live discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.

Something weird is going on. No one - and I mean no one - knows why Donald has arrived in DC tonight, looking disheveled in golf clothes. It could be something totally inconsequential, but something tells me it’s not.

BREAKING: Prince Harry is not allowed to wear his military uniform to the funeral because he married Meghan Markle, but you will be pleased to know Prince Andrew can still wear his uniform because he's only a nonce x

Last nights Panorama really broke my heart. Abuse. In a CQCProf “Good” rated hospital. The dignity stolen from vulnerable people by an unsupervised and ignored workforce. Where is the learning from Winterborne? Whorlton Hall? Mid Staffs?

Nurses can leave if they want to, says Thérèse Coffey. In an interview, Dr Coffey suggested she would rather replace human staff with Elon Musk’s Tesla robots. ‘By 2030, we want 84% of NHS care to be delivered in the metaverse anyway’ she explained. ‘Nurses will be redundant.’

I’m sorry what? I tweeted this two years ago, why are you trolling my feed? Gaslighting? I am not making anyone think they are mad? Certainly not 2 years later?! After the election was stopped and concluded. What is your agenda here other than to attack and accuse?

I'm sure Kwasi Kwarteng will understand that it was impossible for him to remain in office after faithfully implementing the policies we spent ten years planning together. #ToryShambles

BREAKING: Superman reversing Earth’s rotation loses title as biggest U-turn in human history.

Perhaps it was a cardboard cut-out after all.

Sigh

BREAKING: The Government.

Nurses, brace yourself for the mainstream media painting us as greedy, unqualified, selfish. We deserve fair pay for the work we do and we need to stand firm for ourselves and future nurses.

An email to Beckham’s PR. Less than 4 days to go. #benderslikebeckham 🌈

Let’s take a minute to appreciate ‘cappuccino’ in Welsh.

Deep down Carole Malone knows what she is.