So if I understand this correctly, Dear Leader's birthday parade was a lackluster showing with a rather dismal attendance. #TrumpParadeFail Meanwhile the #NoKings protests were a spectacular success. Congratulations to all those Americans who understood the assignment.

Since Kristi Noem wants to complain about not getting to use a restroom, Governor JB Pritzker should have someone with a flatbed truck follow her around with a porta-potty. It's the cooperation she deserves.

Tomorrow PM Carney along with his bachelor’s degree in Economics from Harvard University, and his Master’s degree and doctorate from the University of Oxford will match wits with a mentally and emotionally challenged, dementia ridden orange clown. It’s gonna be entertainment on

I'm not sure how many frogs it would take to justify Trump sending federal troops into Portland, but this isn't it. The frog threshold has not been met.

Okay, I can breathe now. #WANTITALL

Can we still get a $1 iced cap from Tim's though? #WANTITALL

The #WorldSeries returns to Toronto today! #WANTITALL

Butchering of the Canadian national anthem aside, it is not lost on me that every time the singer gets to the "glorious and free" part, the crowd in LA noticeably cheers. Makes you think. #WANTITALL #WorldSeries

If Trump says we shouldn't be wasting time on the Epstein Files because there's nothing to see, then why is he trying so hard to bury them? Seems we'd be spending a lot less energy if we could just release them without all this pushback. #ReleaseTheTrumpEpsteinFiles

I'm only surprised that the ICE agent didn't high-five his buddies as he walked away from the murder scene.

4 things I've learned this past week: 1. The ICE agent had piss-poor judgement at the very least & is a murderer at the worst; 2. JD Vance is devoid of any human decency; 3. I can detest Kristi Noem even more than I did before; and 4. The Epstein Files still need to be released.

Government-sanctioned thugs are roaming the streets of America. My heart goes out to the millions of good, kind people who have to live with this terror. As a foreigner watching this play out, I feel helpless. The condemnation of this situation does not stop at borders.

If the #PedofileProtector ends up invading Greenland, I really hope the rest of the world has more of a spine than most of the politicians in the US.

Do MAGAs understand Trump has made them the new Pariah of the world? And if they do, do they even care?

I'm sorry, Iceland, now that you have been caught up in the demented #PedofileProtector orange buffoon's uneducated rants. Because of course he has no idea of the difference between Greenland/Iceland, or Norway/Denmark, or elephant/giraffe.

Just because Trump says he's not going to use force on Greenland (or is it Iceland?) today doesn't mean he won't forget he said that tomorrow. There is no stability when an ignoramus is in charge. Nobody should trust anything he says.

Two people have been murdered in cold blood by ICE in Minnesota and the DHS and US government have labelled them as terrorists. Maybe the DHS and US government should tone down THEIR rhetoric.

Small kudos to the UK for bringing in the Nonce for public misconduct questioning, but what about charges of sexual abuse? I'm hoping this is just a first step with more to follow. Lure him in now and then painfully up the ante. #AndrewMountbattenWindsor #EpsteinFiles

#Survivor Tonight felt like The Hunger Games