I couldn't play for him

Great profile of my buddies Sean and Matty at The Pie Hole - LA lifeandthyme.com/interview/the-…

The data-driven FiveThirtyEight approach can't seem to get a toehold on the World's 50 Best Restaurants. fivethirtyeight.com/features/even-…

I ate shrimp at the airport yesterday & now I have to put my underpants in a dumpster behind a pet store

The only made up holiday I actually observe is No Pants Day.

You too can have your own private Hirsch Vineyards dinner at Jardinière with Poole's Diner. Bid here: bit.ly/1l3hNxF @lacocinasf

One thing you've got to say about hipsters - the pickles are excellent.

I sat there singing her Songs in the dark. She said, I do not understand The words. I said, There are No words.

Best fact of the day: The Rolling Stones at Glastonbury last year was like young people in 1965 going to hear a band that was big in 1917

Happy Birthday to my brother from another mother Jayson Blair! Despite your penchant for jeans shorts & ponchos, you're a king amongst men.

The Dude abides. Retweet to win tickets to our Members screening of The Big Lebowski: bit.ly/1gXNNYi

Chicago Bears Fans are Criminals dlvr.it/5s7BFX

At Long Last, Detroit Gets Its RoboCop Statue, by ZD gran.tl/1n8oNNq

Dear girls in front of me at Whole Foods: You're wrong. Al Jazeera was not a jazz musician.

Made the most of his moment. Never change Miami. #goodlucktoyourmother vine.co/v/MtZ2xhIjDPe

Just heard some millennials singing along with Blues Traveller at this acai bowl place.

"Everything you can imagine is real." -Pablo Picasso

Our most popular photo on social media last week: this great pic of the Milky Way over the Wave by Max Seigal.

We like the cars; the cars that go BOOM.