how much fight i have left in me

Convicted k*ller of 15-year-old Lesandro ‘Junior’ Guzman-Feliz, who showed no remorse, found dead in New York prison. 😳

I love coming home, smoking weed, being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home and smoking weed.

i could look u dead in the face and have no idea what the fck u just told me

Stop asking me why I didn’t text back for 2 weeks I was doing something

when you wake up thinking it's the middle of the night but it's actually two minutes before your alarm goes off

If I gotta scrub a dish too hard that mf goin in the garbage

i don’t stay mad at people for long. i may never actually speak to you again but i’m not mad about nothing for real 😭

ngl i am jealous of ppl who do something that’s grounds for separation and still get to keep their partner. i want to experience my own personal dummy before i go

Average Florida citizen***

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

This would be me AF😭

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

When I tell people EVERYTHING we know is rooted in racism this is what I mean.

I wish I could say niggas doubted me but everyone believes in me

I’m from McDonald’s

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

Me fighting the urge to tell someone 15 different and unrelated stories in 5 minutes

I love saying “sounds good” at work and no sht sound good