I see the terrified establishment has forced Your Party to splinter into 18 separate factions who all hate each other.

There's no way those people would have known who David Cameron was either, or Brown, May, Truss, Sunak. Maybe Blair and Boris.

I love the craziness of all this.

Is this some trick from trainline to avoid paying for delayed trains? Who would I report this to?

Israel don't half sound ridiculous, as if we can't see what they're at.

An Orangetastic edition of Not Another One. ⁦Iain Martin⁩, ⁦steve richards⁩ and I listen to and interrogate ⁦Miranda Green⁩'s five point plan for the LibDems. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/not…

Spooked.

There comes a point in politics, when certain politicians are on the rise or in power, when many political journalists are too cowardly to offend them, & scared even to ask the obvious, duty-bound questions, & are almost self-bullied. Maybe we've reached that point with Reform?

The Ryder Cup is great, slightly spoiled by idiot Americans competing to shout the stupidest thing.

How embarrassing for the US to put so much effort into putting Europe off and still get absolutely annihilated at home in the Ryder Cup. Shameful.

And now Keegan Bradley is defending the fans 🙈

Sky Sports having fun pretending this Ryder Cup is still hanging in the balance. 'Not sure where these two and a half points are coming from' when their own computer projections have Europe winning easilly.

Not sure this tweet will last long...

Labour source: "Congratulations to Kemi for noticing that the US and NZ aren’t in Europe. It’s this keen analytical mind that has the Conservatives languishing at 15%. In Europe, only Russia and Belarus aren’t in the ECHR - has anyone at the Conservatives stopped to wonder why?”

New Slow Horses is belting.

Could have sworn he was at Madame Tussauds.

Eughhh...don't like this branding! I'm sure Christopher Hitchens would hate to be associated with this media-watching banality.

Happy to report that .@will___lloyd has now called me about his new 'Hitch' gossip column. We ended the conversation on good terms. I don't propose to make a federal case of it, but have voiced criticisms of the ides and its execution.

Does the Duke of York title now revert back to the grand old fella with 10,000 men?

Sunder Katwala, the director of British Future, is calling upon the Church of England as the established church to denounce elected parliamentarian Katie Lam