Rise, bro. Rise to serve me in undeath

A painter better than me.

ATTENTION: If you're a squirrel stocking hickory, beech, and pinenut for the winter, just start eating it all now. Start eating and consuming it now. It won't run out. I can say with complete confidence that you won't run out #EatThroughYourStockpile #EatAndConsumeYourStockpile

In dystopian Japan, the laughter and happiness of babies is strictly forbidden on trains. They view it as disrespectful to the oppressed, unhappy Japanese people.

kill everything #killeverything

(high as fuck) maybe weed actually is bad

Red river hog Evie took an enriching stroll this morning to visit African Kopje residents like the aardvark, caracal, and foxes! When Evie isn’t out and about with her care team, you can watch her and a rotating lineup of ambassadors in the Animal Adventures LIVE program in the

#TheFarSide

Zero Hour

Putting my hand on your shoulder in the subway: dude. You do realize there are literally plenty of fish in the sea, right? Alice In Chains from my pocket: Iiiiii am the dog.. who gets beat Ah hold on I gotta take this (answering the phone) yellow

right…

"Middle Class Is Buckling"

#ILoveYouEveryDayOfTheYear

if USEC had Whatsapp

Bought this house for $700k in 2021 It’s now worth $1.7 million, but no one can afford to buy it I have $1 million in profit that I can’t unlock Government needs to fix the housing market NOW

lets all kill and tear apart mama youtube.com/watch?v=_aWvS_…

Caught snout red-handed 🐾 For Yzma the Tamandua, it was no regrets. Only snacks 🥜