Department for Education One Britain One Nation (OBON) Nothing at all worrying about extra-curricular indoctrination of children supported by government... Obviously...

Disappointed but not surprised by the Swindon Conservatives plan to appoint Cllr Dale Heenan as the chair of the licensing committee (worth £7k in allowances) despite his recent high-profile resignation for insulting local community group @FrSMAG. #jobsfortheboys #cronyism

Brb, screaming.

Thank you for submitting your audition for the next series of #LineofDuty but we’re looking for a character with at least one redeeming moral principle and a performance that places even just a scintilla of doubt in the audience’s mind that he might not be totally bent

BREAKING: Scientists astonished to discover Omicron is able to multiply 70x faster than Delta, making it the only known organism that can reproduce faster than Boris Johnson

Legend. Miss him already.

This is one woman's reaction to the card the Queen sends when you turn 100.

As I was going up the stair I met a man who wasn’t there He wasn’t there again today Ohh how I wish I’d asked Sue Gray.

Every. Single. Word. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

EXCLUSIVE 🚨 w/Harry Yorke British intelligence withdrew assessment that giving peerage to Evgeny Lebedev posed national security risk after Boris Johnson intervened PM ignored warning about son of ex KGB spy and oligarch, said it was "anti-Russianism" thetimes.co.uk/article/boris-…

Day 1 of mental health charity, Mind’s June 118km dog walk challenge. First 3.5 miles under our bandana (Lucy turned it into a bib!)

Tugendhat wiping the floor with his rivals. #AnybodyButTugendhat

David gets a Falkland Islands football shirt

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#ImACeleb continues to put animals at risk in the name of entertainment, and sends the wrong message to everyone watching. Email ITV if you agree and stand up for #UnhappyCampers 🐍: bit.ly/3NDNT9s

Surely this is a parody! youtu.be/axaZBsz5NyU