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Best buds

"Get out of my head Jack!"

"You know? Having a crazy psychopath inside your head isn't so bad.... Until he keeps waking you up at 4am by blasting Hello by Adele while telling you to wake the fuck up an go make him a sandwich..." Thanks Jack.

Groans

"Why do i have to wear this?"

"Fuck you Jack!" Hahahaha! Ahaha.... "Aaaaaa...... Please don't hurt my beautiful face.."

"One day i will marry Jack!" (Slowly realised what he just said) "I MEANT MURDER!!! N-NOT MARRY! "I-I dont want to marry Jack! Ahaha... Psssh.... Am not gay... ...Only a little bit."

"Hello 911, I wanna report a psychopath that is living inside of my head. Hello? Helloooo? Fuck."