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Your generation softer then Drake

Me 💁🏽‍♂️

SHIT DON’T STOP 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

1st Annual Halloween after-party ”I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast foods” Nick Offerman

You're joking, you're joking, I can't believe my eyes, You're joking me, you've gotta be, This can't be the right guy! He's ancient, he's ugly, I don't know which is worse! I might just spit a seam now if I don't die laughing first!

if jokes making fun of old people offend u then u shoulda thought about that before u survived the 80's

We out here!!!! #gobears

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Is official 4/25/2021 at 8:59.... I no longer can eat bacon, the smell, taste and Texture repulses me.. RIP bacon🥓🐖🐷🤢... you won’t be missed 🤷🏽‍♂️

Sometimes I wake up and choose violence and then I put one shoe after the other and go to work from 8-5 and then come home and do it all ove again...

Hey ESPN Your commentators covering Orlando vs Sacramento US open cup are garbage at commentating, 🔥 them, get someone else. At this rate a 5 year old is better then this!!

Socrates demonstrated long ago, that the truly free individual is free only to the extent of his own self-mastery. While those who will not govern themselves are condemned to find masters to govern over them.

“Many people think if you just hire people with the appropriate labels, they can do something difficult.. that is one of the most dangerous ideas a human being can have. All kinds of things intrinsically create problems..“

2pac dodged a bullet with Jada Pinkett Smith

It’s not good enough to be right, you also have to be effective. If you’re not effective go home. doesn't matter if you’re in the right. -Neil deGrasse Tyson father!!