Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.

Amazon don’t even argue with you…they just give you the refund like here shit

im officially leaving twitter. im spending too much time on here. take care everyone. i'll be back in 15 mins

Imagine telling someone 10 yrs ago that the Georgia senate race was Leans D

Enshittification is apparently when you have access to any corner of the world, at any time, for the cost of a few hours of work.

telling you rn im lgbtq and i will be driving a semi truck through it

My most libtarded belief is I more or less think there should be free trade and open borders within this sphere.

You know it’s fucked up that they have a drone chasing a Ukrainian at the Olympics

I remember years ago hearing a joke that "every Winter sport is some form of sliding" which is funny just because it's true by definition

Lady Gaga last night

how gen z language looks to anyone over 30

I’ve also been to Cuba and am reminded about how we couldn’t put ice cubes in our drink bc when it melted the water would give you diarrhea, or that most of the island did not have access to AC

I ace my performance of this every morning for my children and it never lands

A hotel receptionist after checking in two men into a room with a single queen bed.

I have noticed that winter olympics athletes cry more than summer ones and I think it’s probably because a lot of the time they could have just died doing what they just did

You have to stop treating it like a performance where you are trying to become the best version of yourself. It is not theatre. It is not self transformation day after day. You do it the way you brush your teeth. It is not about liking or disliking it. It is simply something you

Total, unequivocal landslide YIMBY victory

Hard to imagine a better Dem primary ad run than a bunch of right wing religious zealots talking about how Talarico is a threat to them

once a month or so there's a joke on here that makes it feel how twitter used to feel