my dad the reason i think everything supposed to go my way

THE START. naaaah this drake x central cee about to go INSANE 🔥🔥🔥🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

michael jackson to the man in the mirror:

the real test would be reverse bachelor and bachelorette parties - bride has to hang out with groom's friends for a weekend, groom has to hang out with bride's friends for a weekend. if the vibes are bad the wedding's off

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace

For the first time in his career, Patrick Mahomes will be an underdog at home against the Eagles this Sunday 👀👀👀

the french would rather burn paris to the ground than be forced to have a job for two more years, gotta respect that.

she’s literally just like me. no matter how old I get, how long I’m married I’m still gonna have my ass out.

she cleared that walk so MF bad, the elegance dripped off her

Somebody go hold that baby neck!

Perfume is important but deodorant is importanter & using soap is importantiest

girls with “boy names” or gender neutral names are so tea! idk

Right by that hotel AC too he about to have the sore throat of a lifetime

"I'll just stop and get gas in the morning" Me in the morning realizing I have to get gas:

Nothing is ever TMI for me. For me, TMI stands for Tell Me Immediately.

I’m going to fucking strangle that groundhog with my bare hands

acho que nenhuma série nessa vida vai me fazer chorar tanto igual greys anatomy fez, tipo assim gente vcs não estão entendendo oq essa série é nas primeiras temporadas

That “need something sweet” demon be whoopin my asss

i feel like this should be on the news

You definitely lose more when you know you have more. When you are down to two, things seem to be better.