i can see why you’re not a plant owner— you’d kill him if i wasn’t around. ( a huff, grinning to the plant. this is his child. ) kill him and i’m naming and shaming you on his grave.

can i be shrim

okay ❤️ yay ❤️

fih the bard

corroded fish

punching away at his essay in frustration.

💬 fucking FINALLY 💬 who broke first

gonna slam my head into my deeeeesk

glancing over to the dice set, head tilts with wide eyes. ❛ holy shit- what’s the occasion ? ‘cause it’s not my birthday. ❜

it’s cute isn’t it

dude it’s so fluffy and warm

RIGHT ? it’s perfect. not too warm, but the perfect feeling for spring.

you’ll have to hold onto that thought. she’s on a roadtrip with hop, week getaway, she called it.

steve jumped at a giraffe today.