Time to be honest about my military service: a 🧵 In the late 1990s as a teen I purchased a Salvation Army Uniform (cause women’s Class A’s were definitely there, at that time less than 9% serving were female 🤣) 2. Take the time to dress it & take a fake pic. 👇

Oh shit why do you have to be born on a Tuesday? I could’ve been an amazing Wednesday.

Fuck yes 🙌

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Your Guide to October’s Much-Anticipated ‘Ring of Fire’ Solar Eclipse gizmodo.com/ring-fire-sola… via @gizmodo Y’all 🤦🏻‍♀️

THIS 🥰

Documentary Now! 2015 S01E01 Sandy Passage youtu.be/SSG-fVdfsbw?si… via YouTube How have I never seen this 🤣🤣🤣

Seems legit reuters.com/world/middle-e…

Right… cause BDU’s aren’t on this list 😂

Ouch 😣 That should have been the ending. Right? Indeed. I’m right 😂 Vanilla Sky Deleted Scene And Alternate Ending (rare) youtu.be/9dSVJRdu8N4?si… via YouTube

And as I thought that person blocked me for kindly disagreeing with them? The world is full of posers. Not sorry if you can’t be told that flatulence is normal. Hence why I copied the pic below it so I know who to return the block to. JESS 🤣

You sick bastard, I hope you get publicity for this.

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This woman is a QUEEN 👸🏽