George T. Diano Si muache tu kuzaa🤷‍♀️those kids don’t deserve any of that bs!

This thing called Mareej will send many to Sayuni prematurely. It was 2:03 AM, Ongwaro was quiet, except for a lone mosquito doing a solo concert in Mama Achieng’s ear and the distant vruuum of a drunk boda boda rider chasing invisible clients. Then came a furious knock at the

Imagine going to the same h3ll with a person who r@ped a 5yo, while you just desired your neighbour's car

Imagine hakuna, this religious bullshit is what has kept us in a cycle of corrupt leadership cause they use it to wash all their sins away too. Wacha watu wapelekwe uhuru park high noon!

I think religion gives many people hope and purpose. Without it they would be disoriented. Meaning weak minds are pro religious or extra religious.

Let me also add on to this. 1. Never marry if you aren't cash stable 2. Don't marry a woman from a poor background or one without her own money. 70% of relationship issues are money based. Afadhali kuargue about money poorly spent, kuliko kuargue juu hamna pesa.

Kama dem wako ama boy wako alienda Rhema fest, it's high time uachane naye. Marriage yako itakua shit.

People who sit in a matatu with their legs wide open occupying the next seat lack manners, nkt

Is it just me, or people born in the 2000s hawaogopi pregnancies kama those born in the 1990s? You're almost 30 but bado unaogopa teenage pregnancies??😭

Being religious doesn't mean you're a good person.

People are laughing but the fact that astrology believers have equal voting rights as the rest of us terrifies me every day. They'd vote for the most dangerous politician just because their zodiac sign is "lucky". Their entire brains run on zero critical thinking

"Vile niliona hiyo tweet, nikaDM jamaa alikua anaitwa Carlton akaniunganisha na mwenye gari....."

Keep turning on the 24-hour disappearing messages feature on WhatsApp, and one day someone will forward you an opportunity that you’ll completely miss because of your Stupidity.

Naturally when I see someone with this feature on their WhatsApp, I don’t take him or the conversation seriously. This is someone who’s got nothing to fight for or to look forward to.

Little did we know that the heavy school bags were the lightest burdens we ever carried.

Hii kitu ya kupata mtoto kama hauko stable kimfuko,inaeza kufanya uende mjengo hadi Yesu arudi.

"Don't worry. I will swallow P2." Listen to these excuses at your own peril. She will get pregnant, and she will tell you, "I am sorry, I will keep the baby. I honestly wanted to be pregnant." Don't negotiate with terrorists. WEAR A CONDOM.

NTV Kenya Intellectual incompatibility is real. Men get blown away by beautiful airheads. Wait till you make her a wife and reality kicks in. She doesn't understand how to handle the basic of differences. She becomes a toxic drama queen. You will even find yourself in a court of law.

There is a quiet grief many Pharmacists carry, one that rarely makes it into Policy documents, workforce reports, or strategic plans. It is the grief of unrealized potential. In Kenya, the Pharmacy curriculum is rigorous, demanding, and very intense by design. Years are spent