I love the internet

I have ideas that are way too big to accomplish on my own I gotta get to know people that know people

The comments under this tweet are some of the unintentionally funniest pieces of written media I’ve laid my eyes upon in years. What even goes on in the heads these people. I swear they live in some sort of a different delusional timeline

We're giving away a copy of Luigi's Mansion 3 to whoever can tell us what they were doing on December 4th at 06:45 ET

As a man: "We're pregnant" - Cringe - Pathetic - Taking half the credit "My wife is pregnant": - Classic - Married? Good so it's not a sin "I'm pregnant": - Intriguing - Preserves your partner's privacy - Taking all the credit 🔥💯

los santos the night before gta 6 releases

New Year’s Eve and my first day of 2025 was about as good as it could’ve imagined. This time last year I was at a doctor getting my spine checked because of a car crash. I’m excited for the rest of this year. Hope you all had a good time as well

BMW M1 Procar with livery by Andy Warhol

Twitter/X has become completely useless to me. I have notifications for all my favourite accounts on so I wouldn’t have to open the app for anything else months ago. But now opening a notification redirects to the notifications tab immediately deleting all other notifications

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Had my heart broken a little bit on Saturday and bought a new car on Sunday. I think I’m having a quarter life crisis

New car can’t wait to drink and drive

The Photos I took at Club de Ultrace goes absolutely insane as Lock and Homescreens

Yes yes yes yes finally they better get this fucking right omg