Matt Goodwin Eric Kaufmann I'm no professor, but "alert to prejudice" takes less time to say

Just checking, this you?

While you’re at it, Junior, you should have conversations with your 5 young children about their grandfather being an adjudicated rapist, a con artist, a racist, a traitor, a convicted felon (34 counts!), and an adulterer who cheated on their grandmother with a porn star.

Is 10 smaller than 5? (Or fewer). Seats I mean. 10 was the amount of seats DUP had. Dame Andrea Jenkyns 🇬🇧

Lee Anderson MP Poppet, you earned yourself the moniker of "30p Lee" for punching down at poor people, made a big noise about MPs earning second incomes before taking a £100k a year gig as a GB News Presenter and made an Islamophobia so bad that even the Tories said "woah the fuck down there"

This actually brought a tear to my eye. The applause for Giselle Pelicot outside the courtroom She is incredible

This is unintentionally hilarious. She has zero self awareness. Partridgian, in fact.

cosplaying poverty as if it’s a choice and not a political decision

Such a gentleman!

I’m not sure that’s how it works

“And then I remembered my dad was a GP and my mum was a university professor and I became middle class again.”

Tom Tugendhat Having been an MP for almost a decade and a minister in the last government, what attempts have you personally made to change the sentencing guidelines for the offence that Edwards was convicted of?

Everyone support the Southern Belle pub in Brighton - they don’t let transphobes hitch up in their back room without permission to shout shite about trans people - good on them

Seems fair to me.

"You'd never guess, Dave, but I used to be the Crown Prince of Monaco before I did that stint at McDonald's..."

"How many shifts in McDonald's do you have to do before you become working class?" James O'Brien reacts to Kemi Badenoch's 'fascinating' comments.

"Don't pour it yourself, Robert. You'll become working class."