wanting to start involving “beyond the pale” into my vocabulary if anyone has advice

when i say im all or nothing i mean that i just got a bike for the first time in 8 years and immediately went on a 28 mile bike ride (yes this is a humble brag)

sometimes i wish i could record my tinnitus, right now it sounds angelic

there’s so many fruit flies in the protein supplement aisle

as they say. dont shit the hand that eats you

i stack books around me while i sleep hoping my subconscious absorbs the essence by proximity. like stonehenge and 5g

ngl i haven’t met a natural true blonde adult man who wasn’t bad news

no greater joy than ordering midnight delivery when you can’t afford it

be nice to me i’m parasympathetic

it’s been 16 months since i last watched lord of the rings. if i think abt it for more than 3 minutes i get the strongest compulsion to rewatch them all back to back

my hunnies

idk what she meant but she’s on to something!!!

drake makes music for the luteal phase

some of the evangelical christian vocabulary is kind of beautiful tbh “the devil placed a stronghold on you” like yes drag my ass, paint me a picture

do you think pastors and spiritual healers are worried about AI taking over their job like can Grok perform an exorcism