wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

Despite a hard fall and a dislocated shoulder in the race today, Finn Dodgson can move his wrist. bracket the pain and write his mathematics exam tonight. #beastly #studentathletelife

Thank god for 5 minute crafts, otherwise I’d have way too much cement laying around the house

six feet social distancing tip: imagine 6 foot long subs in a row

No justice No peace

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! chng.it/nXcrwJyq via Change.org Canada

We did it, Joe Biden.

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

Congrats Tychon Carter-Newman, the newly-crowned winner of #BBCAN9 👑

This week, the heat broke record temperatures in B.C. which saw hundreds of sudden deaths province wide 
Right now, there are 9 wild fires in the province with a combined size of more than 600 square kms It’s clear we need the federal government to prioritize climate action NOW

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Holy shit Will Smith just knocked out Billie Eilish

it's all about the first person you wanna tell good news to

díganme que no soy la única que casi escupe un pulmón con este video lpm eSAS NOTAS EN EL ESTRIBILLO

This picture is worth 1 million words. These are members of Humboldt Broncos whose bus crashed on the way to a game last night leaving 14 dead, 14 injured. Gotta keep them in your thoughts and prayers. Stay strong. #HumboldtBroncos x.com/rjpatter/statu…

I’ve have yet to finish watering my plants 💀

little angel cow baby in a field of red flowers