os fins de semana estão começando a parecer uma pausa de almoço de 50 minutos

I could never be a 911 operator. Whenever someone would call I’d be like OMG

snoopy in art collections

If you CC my boss on an email just to “loop him in,” Oh let’s go. Meet me in the Teams chat parking lot

for my sanity i have to go on walks as often as possible

as an oldest daughter you need a partner that is useful #noshade

I can’t stand an adult who dims a child’s light.

Books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.

“don’t be scared of bees, they’re checking to see if you’re a flower” is the sweetest thing

my favorite shade of green 🫒

I wish tomorrow was Friday, I don't have energy for this upcoming week…

girl whatever at least we not pregnant

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING