The smell of various meats being cooked, along with the sharp scent of a spiced broth, fills the air around her shop.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Laughs in Russian Domiance.

She's busy, testing out new formulas for her potions.

Her regular reply to most of her repeat customers. It's a wonder she even /has/ repeat customers.

". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ." Quietly increases shop security.

"WHO'S THE ASSHOLE BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER. ALL MY FUCKING WINDOWS ARE BROKEN NOW."

#16. If she's made angry, or flustered, enough, she slips into Russian.

"I'm speaking actual honest to god English." With Japanese subtitles. x.com/MajoMetallia/s…

"MOOOOOOTHERFUCKER. NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE FUCKING FIFTH SINGULARITY. BULLSHIT. AND WHY IS FUCKING JEKYLL THE WELFARE SERVANT?! I DON'T WANT SPLIT BOY."

"GIVE ME MY QUARTZ BACK." She's finally hit the Drunk™ threshold. That and she didn't get the Good Rolls.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaa. Fuck this Valentine's Day event. Not giving the right chocolates and fucking . . . I just want to give my cute snake and raccoon chocolates, damn it." She has one of her many homunculi in a headlock.

She's arguing with an older man today. They are yelling in Russian and the man seems to have Tapi's naturally angry glare.

"I feel like someone is shitting on my skills as an alchemist and I will not fucking stand for it."

Ever see a shopkeep perform an elbow drop on a thief? Cause here it is. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, YOU FUCK?!" Elbow drop into a chokehold. She's had practice.

She's staring at her phone in surprise. "The ticket pull . . . holy shit . . . HE CAME ON THE TICKET PULL. HOLY SHIT."

"MOTHERFUCKER, GIVE ME THE DINOSAUR DOG." She's broken her phone in half.

"YOU'RE NOT DINOSAUR DOG. But you are still good and I will keep you."