Keir Starmer will go down as the most destructive, the most sinister and the most inept Prime Minister of modern times. I’m utterly disgusted.

VD is the best

🗣️ Sean Dyche: "I spent about £9m in 2014 with Burnley and we went down on 33 points. Kompany got 24 points after spending £127m and he got the Bayern job. Come on, I don't know how that works. I wish I was doing it. I wish I'd have left the club £127m in debt and got the

The switch to monthly payroll was a big mistake for society. Weekly pay helps those on lower incomes pay for food and bills or those unable to budget for the entire month.

A sentence I’d never thought I’d read 😅

England have announced their Ashes squad: - Will Jacks in as 2nd spinner, no Rehan/Dawson/Leach to cover Shoaib Bashir - Brook replaces Pope as vc - Potts in with Woakes injured, J.Overton required, S.Cook overlooked - Stokes and M.Wood fit - Pope the spare keeper

Sam Billings playing the BBL, no specialist spare keeper in the Ashes squad, let’s run it back baby!

Tonight's Clarets 📋

England are moving Harry Brook into the waiting room. It is quite likely he will be captain after (and poss during) #TheAshes but it also represents the belief that Bethel will play, likely after (ex vc) Pope has failed. They will only make these changes at 2-0 down.

There are Mince Pies in my local supermarket. Before the cricket season is over Another issue the ECB have utterly failed to deal with

Crawley is not in the T20 plans. They just want him out in the middle before the ashes

Pope dropped as VC then. Seems like a prelude to dropping him if the need arises. Rehan should’ve been in. He couldn’t have have done much more this season. I like will Jacks but what the hell is he doing in the Test squad? Good to see Matty Potts back.

Much deserved that for Cardiff. We've been absolutely dreadful. This system in this kind of game is just terrible to watch #twitterclarets

Burnley. Shocking.

Tresor done more in 5 minutes than Edwards did in 75 #twitterclarets

Magic Mike's been on the pitch 5 minutes and looks like the most creativity there's been all night.

Tresor looks good! #twitterclarets

Should take this competition more seriously. Winning is a good habit. Fringe players need game time. Simple. #twitterclarets

England have named a 16-man squad for the #Ashes that has the capacity to blow Australia away with genuine fast bowling and high tempo batting. It also has the capacity to go down in a flaming heap of wickets and injuries smh.com.au/sport/cricket/…

Love #thehack