500 Channels by Choking Victim is a perfect song, no notes.

Being a tween in the late 90’s was wild, I still remember walking by the Sam Goody in the mall and seeing this poster and being shocked and fascinated, flawless.

Can’t wait to feel like shit two days from now from over indulging on Christmas, I’ve been lookin at this prosciutto in the fridge like Tony

Seattle Christmas fair was generally overpriced but still worth checking out, had a mid cocoa, didn’t buy much, had an amazing schnitzel

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents

One of the best lines in The Sopranos

Kinda fucked up how every year starts on a January night.

Fireworks in the fog, Seattle is Seattling RN.

A cool thing I did in 2025 was watch one episode of Sopranos a day starting 1/1, you end up watching the finale during opening week of baseball, it’s kinda perfect, would recommend.

That’s wild as hell when you look at it like that

I found out one of my regular bartenders plays Warhammer just now and my first thought was “so the money here is pretty good then”

Just found out unc is short for uncanny. All the guys playing pickup ball think I'm halfway between the familiar and the grotesque

Real ones know.

people who don’t have twitter be trynna show you shit you laughed at a month ago

Why does the Hamm’s can make a perfect jersey 🤯

Just saw a Geo Metro

Shout out Fat Nick, his pop punk album goes extremely hard