me rn

Sign that says beware of dog, but you rub your eyes and look closer and it says beware of G_d

Oh no they said. Don’t eat the poison, they said. Only eat this synthetic crap my biohacking bro imported from a Chinese lab with a questionable % yield

I hate reading words written by AI it’s so soulless and bleak. The way it stabs at concepts. A babbling infant is leagues closer to intelligent infinity. I do think I would rather have an infant babble at me than read another unedited AI generated sentence ever again. Release me

Describing mental illness as being biologically committed to the bit

$150! Back in my day you could get these jawns pre-distressed with lawn mowing grass stains for free from your friend’s dad

‘Troops and aircraft busy in Tennessee or North Carolina can’t be deployed to Jordan, Iraq or Syria.’ Nobody is coming to the rescue of Hurricane Helene’s victims, writes 🔻Nemesis🔻 Respecter 40K 🇰🇵:👇 buff.ly/3YcLWqf

I got really busy and posting started to feel embarrassing and wasteful now I can’t express myself online without feeling impotent or disingenuous or like I resurrected a sock puppet I should have buried in the backyard

Yeah I’m redpilled. Crimson, burgundy… come on. Scarlet? Obviously

nvidia made all their courses free today

In Türkiye, a man gave up his suicide attempt after being offered a döner kebab.

Toiling away in relative anonymity is highly underrated

6 figures is the bare minimum to survive happily here. But all I want is 6 goats. 6 goats in total

me and somebody’s dad at work