Drunk me and too much adderall me are VERY similar.

I did spend about half of today thinking it was Christmas Eve. So things are going well.

Do straight women leave the house with soaking wet hair? because I do almost every day but I’ve never once seen any of my heterosexual roommates commit this atrocity.

Never forget.

If you wore these as a kid you’re gay now, sorry I don’t make the rules

If you would collect rocks as a kid you’re gay now, sorry I don’t make the rules

Cutting out toxic people seems easy in theory. Until you realize that the most toxic people are your family.

let me tell you. i’ve never seen more friendships made than i have in the waiting area of an apple store.

my best friend (who lives across the country) just called me at 3am because she thinks her roommate is dating a woman and she needs advice on how to make her feel accepted. but honestly i’m more excited that I have been dubbed the lesbian whisperer.

how fucking nice it must be to ignore everything that doesn’t directly inconvenience you.

hope you fucking choke on your chick-fil-a fries, bigots.

fuck fake friends. i need someone who blindly supports my crazy ideas.

anyone else’s significant others dog them with their best friends? no? just me. cool.

i am l i v i n g for GOT tweets.

i wish i lost weight like james charles is losing subscribers

happy mother’s day to the woman who gave me just enough trauma to be funny but not enough to make me super unstable.

I’m really goddamn tired of not getting to be with who I want to be with on Thanksgiving.

Unless you come from a toxic family you have NO idea how hard it is to distance yourself from them. The claws are in deep and it’s easier said than done.