March 14th. (3.14) Happy Pi day to pi-maniacs out there.

Can't wait for Game of Thrones tomorrow

LIFEGUARD ON DUTY

spider-man: weird your rug looks just like a giant piece of paper me: [sneaking up behind him with enormous cup] that 𝑖𝑠 weird

Do you believe in flavor, Neo? #Matrix4

Happy palindrome week! 9-10-19 9-11-19 9-12-19 9-13-19 9-14-19 9-15-19 9-16-19 9-17-19 9-18-19 9-19-19 (won't happen again for 92 years)

Impact on happiness: █ 　　 █　 █　 █　 ＿ Dr Pepper Everything else

Sony and Marvel announced they will co-produce a third film in the MCU’s Spider-Man: Homecoming franchise, with Tom Holland reprising his role as the famous web slinger. bit.ly/2mnnBjg

Luke Smith

Not all Dad-jokes come from Dads. Here’s one I overheard from Chuck Nice’s middle-school son: QUESTION: What do you call it when you are attacked by a coffee cup? ANSWER: A Mugging.

i would use baby groot as fire wood to keep baby yoda warm

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Keep a strong core, but ripen on your own schedule. Be the Avocado

Having a midlife crisis at 21 but it’s all good 🥴🤙🏼

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if you see this, straighten ur back you banana-shaped fuck.

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