my favorite NYC moment was when I watched one old lady walk up the subway stairs while another walked down, and they both laughed endearingly at each other knowing full well that they were, for a moment, bringing the rush hour hustle to a halt

a personal brand without haters is a bird without wings

I taught my boyfriend how to watch hgtv

“Don’t fall in love with your suffering” - Zizek

neoliberal versions of cocaine and heroin

Don't let academic language fool you into thinking people are saying anything of worth.

I haven’t been on twitter actively in a long time and forgot how debased and deranged everyone is

i finally broke down and started using a kindle but also we built a little reading nook

anything less than 4 exclamation points in an email should be considered misogynistic

birthdays in your 30s are waiting for your three total friends to acknowledge you while dozens of subscription based Instagram brands gift you 10% off the first month following submitting intensive payment and preference profiling details

I love Bernie because he doesn’t degrade himself by sharing transparent personal anecdotes or getting into meaningless petty arguments

printed some work appropriate memes for my new office

I’m telling my kids this was System of a Down

my life has gotten infinitely better since I started more regularly reading fiction. All theory has ever done is make me depressed lol

the future was never going to be visionary, it was always gonna be corny business meetings in a metaverse alongside decaying public infrastructure

you should be able to invoice people for sending you a linkedin request

when you close a tab god opens a new one