Officially legitly pregnant, had to switch sides of the bed with hunter because I was getting winded crawling over him all night long to pee 🙄🤰😂

That photo filter that makes your eyes big really creeps me out

I just got new windshield wipers and they work like a dream. Makes me feel like I have this adulting thing on lock

The freaking best text to ever get as a pregnant woman Pizza Hut

Seriously craving the ice cream buffet from the Western Sizzlin’ we used to have in KDH....pregnancy makes you crave things you haven’t thought of in 15 years 🙄🤰😂

Should I rewatch hart of Dixie or Vampire Diaries? Ugh the decisions 🙄

What are those kids with the gatorade towels doing?

Watching the wedding registry items be bought is like the most exciting game ever #calluscampcarter

Wake up wake up it's the first of the month #officejams

I just want to dip dates in my coffee to trick myself into thinking it's a venti white mocha... #whole30problems #blackcoffeeforlife

at work we listen to the Bojangles jingle 🍟

"The english language is dumb, why does ph make an f sound" #bluequotes

"Who the eff thought it would be a good idea to milk a cow, then drink it." #bluequotes

This thunder needs to go away

"I just watched a video of a kangaroo petting a Rottweiler" 😹 #bluequotes

Refound Bryce Avary I feel like I'm back at middle school right now, not slaving away at the office at my 9 to 5 job #adulting

My husbands sleep talking is out of control 😂 now he's doing hand motions too, tonight is a fishing demonstration 🎣