Feels like a good day to sacrifice a few giant Pop-Tarts to the gods.

twenty two years ago, ryan atwood ran to marissa cooper to make it in time for a new year’s kiss 🎊

short form vertical videos function like nicotine in that they’re highly addictive but at least smoking cigarettes makes people go outside.

i need everyone to understand that i’m barely a football fan. i have such minimal awareness of what goes on in a game. that said i have watched this clip 47 times this morning

Anyway, you've been living in a country with a fourth amendment for a long time. Don't throw away your umbrella because the rain didn't get you wet.

Yeah no im definitely doubling down on what I said here Do you know how much of a fucking technique psychopath you have to be to do this?? Seams and intersections ALL IN ONE LAYER of plain silk organza?? with seam finishes of pretty much only 2mm?? and not a single pucker jfc

you can already live on the surface of the moon it’s called bakersfield, california.

My politics is this

short track speed skating relay is basically just what I imagine the inside of my brain to look like

I just gotta say, if the Giants and the Jets jumped off a cliff, would you also jump off a cliff?

FENG SHUI TIP: when women lay around in the house doing nothing, they're attracting good luck into their home. Woman are symbolic energy protectors and a relaxed woman protect the house from negative energy.

Normally this meme is whipped out for out-of-town Fox News types but this week it looks like some out-of-town very online DSA types should also check this out

the nobu geese — my nomination for the new west loop mascot

who took this video of me at the cubs game ??

I would die for my country Chicago Illinois