Breaking: Quinn Hughes is being traded to Minnesota

So far this take has been correct 🤣 #Canucks

Quinn Hughes have fun with Somalians in minny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Filip Hronek is definitely happy as hell, he was 100x better when Hughes wasn’t in the lineup, no more puck hog D partner for him and PP1 now #canucks

Idk about you guys but im glad and happy that we traded our jewish captain. He did not care about signing long term in this since the moment he got drafted here But yet gullible and parasocial #Canucks fans fell for him because of his jewish looks 🤣

I find it funny that all the retarded puck bunnies are hating on Zeev Bium because hes jewish Dont get me wrong, jewish folks are hard to trust But thats ironically hilarious cause those same people wanted Hughes cock down their throat when hes jewish himself 🤣 #Canucks

Canuck Zeev Buium might be generational.

Zeev Buium 3:58 into his Canucks debut: — 1 goal — 1 assist — 1 hit He might make Canucks fans forget about Hughes pretty quick...

I am officially retired from hating on 11.6 He isn’t a quitter just kinda ass but I have more respect for him now. QH43isgay is now official.

Minnesota Wild

W puck bunny. Rare to see one thats smart and not ignorant. #Canucks #QuittHughes

Canucks on a massive PDO heater on their road trip against mediocre teams with injuries and demko with a .970% on it. There seriously can’t be people who think that is what they are now, they are still a trash team #TeamTank

Can our retarded management please trade Sherwood now #Canucks

11.6 Trade value is going up One step closer #Canucks

Knowing the #Canucks we will end up picking third overall and lose out on Mckenna/Stenberg just to settle with Tynan Lawrence

OT WINNER VS. SWEDEN AT 4 NATIONS 🇨🇦 OT WINNER VS. CZECHIA AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS 🍁

All hail Cale! 🚨 Magnifique Makar! 🚨 #MilanoCortina2026

This is why you will never win a fucking cup Mcboob Why the fuck do you decide to try and deke 3 cuck heads and manage to whiff that shot in OT

Only hope for the Canucks #canucks

#FireAllvin