THE Capital One WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR WALLET???

One of my favorite movies actually

"If your computer moves, shoot it" - Kenneth McBrayer

We don't deserve dogs, we don't deserve gwar- Kenneth McBrayer

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"I have a message for prostate cancer, you can suck my dick" - craig Robinson

Important Announcement❗️ Light The Night will be open this evening 11/21/23. However, if you can not attend, tickets may be redeemed for any other event date! #staydirty #LightTheNight

"I'm here to suck dick and eat breakfast... And brunch is almost over"

"You bitches boof tide pods?!" Eric Hodge

“Only god knows how many queefs you have left” - Dr. Phil

I was so drunk last night, I had a conversation with my Uber driver about god

Fuck bitches, let me hold 20 - Steve Sneed

“Murder on the Polar Express” hilarious joke

I need me a pair of Cookie Monster pajamas

If you don’t like bon Scott ac/dc……fuck you

Political conversations on the bus…… what could go wrong?