The most toxic relationship I have ever been in is without a doubt the one I have with myself.

Is it your birthday if you dont vomit a mostly intact bagel bite?

This season choose “the Aging Punks Complain” for all your holiday Xmas needs. #theagingpunkscomplain #podcast #pizzahustle

"i know i have an aggrievated dui officer, but im only half drunk and hes really drunk" ~ Eric Hodge

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

I came here for 2 reasons: 1. To kick ass 2. Smoke Cigarettes And im all out of cigarettes.... ... so you wouldnt happen to have a spare would you? *glares menacingly*

Watch yall girl.... new t swift album out.

"You bitches boof tide pods?!" Eric Hodge

I have an absolutely unmatched ability to get in the green room😁

I spent 31 minutes on the phone with my birth mom on mothersday and she and my aunt sent me several pictures of dead animals they found and made fun of me...

I'm lit at pride, and I can't help but to think that june 1st might be the most correlating "rollerskating/blading accident" day across north america. Further research is required. Will report back.

I think I've become pretty okay, with never being okay. It's not like I ever was anyway.

Man, the number of death threats I get a week has increased almost 25%. Honestly, there are sooooo many things to actually vilify me for the list is so long, at least make it true.

#tnf is coco really singing the anthem or am is this the worst lag ever.

Can someone please tell my ex that a process server is not harassment and accept your bitch ass paperwork?

Damn girl do you speak parseltongue? cause you got my snake goin crazy

I'm starting to think I only attract the fkn mentally ill.

I wonder why Procter & Gamble is up. 🤔

It's not about Canada's borders it's the 25% tariff it will raise on mail order prescriptions alot of those peoples benefactors benefit from. The lack of Healthcare plan and stripping of what's left makes it obvious if you follow the money.

Gahdamn @southpark, I mean ya'll always operated with the gloves off, but yall just dipped in salt and broken glass and started swinging. Fkn aye.