More like Patsy Flanagan, you know she's going to be the one who bears the blame for the MN admin

Ok so Stephen Miller, there's this island nation called Cuba,

"EVERYTHING IS CAUSED BY THE JEWS" screamed the internet racist, not realizing that this was actually just because of a single outlier, Jews Epstein,

"it seems I have been bequeathed Pete the Cat to read for naps" My 4 year old: NO! I HAVE BEQUETH'T UPON YOU THE WIGGLE WORMS Said child then chucks superworm at my forehead at mach 4

Taking pages from the Hamas playbook I see

We gettin discount glp-1s just in time to slim down for the 250th

You know Creators knows they fucked up when they throttle any mention of Frasier Payne name on X. Elon Musk come on man, get your jannies in line this is embarrassing

One of my worst opinions is that I think divorced women shouldn't be able to vote anyways because their decision making skills are clearly flawed

Peanus Weanus is in the Epstein files,..

Being at the rat palace has taught me that out of every nation represented here, Spanish parents are the worst by far. Their kids have zero sense.

USS honest abe out there in the Gulf whippin shitties

My oldest fell out of our bed 3 or 4 times as a 6-12mo old and is fine. Felt awful in the moment but babies sometimes just yeet themselves out of beds lmao.

Saying b'yeah and crankin my hawg

Just to put it in perspective, this guy's basically been on vacation all year so far

Half of my for you on X is just straight up spam from Nigeria, this shit is intolerable

Sorry Canada, if you want to win hockey games again you gotta become the 51st state.

"move a backpack" that was already being moved by the arresting agent, then trying to grapple said agent AS AN 80 YEAR OLD These people are actually suicidal

Remember: they want you dead. They care so little about American citizens they couldn't even stand and clap for two seconds.