Me to whoever gave the Jehovah’s Witnesses my address:

A customized Yeti delivered in 3 days…when they say turn around time is 2 weeks. YETI y’all ok over there? Did someone goof and bless my order with rush delivery🤭 (It’s perfect btw)

So like was it a balloon over Alaska or was it just the Palin’s flying a kite again?

LETS GOOOOOOOOO #RoughneckNation

#RoughneckNation #WETHATTEAM #HTOWN LFGGGGGGG

Thanks to the Houston Roughnecks I may not have a voice tomorrow, but that was a hell of a game guys! #RoughneckNation

🤯 I’d buy multiple cartons of queso, pico and steak so I could make a giant batch of nachos this weekend. Help me make my dreams come true Moe’s 🙏 #FreeTheChips #Entry $han3

Put on sunscreen today, but still managed to get a sunburn #IrishAF 🥲

Rihanna out here making us all cry with Lift Me Up #Oscars95

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Ngl, this Waco docuseries is WILD

Hey BuzzFeed News it’s Bryant University, TYSM 👍🏼

This house is starting to feel like a home 😊🏡

I smell a new Taylor Swift album on the horizon 🐸☕️

I think the notes on the instacart order that just got delivered was “Rob the store. Seriously, take everything you see and put it in your bag.” My fridge is currently 85% beer 🥴

I’ve discovered a new kind of agony tonight…a bracelet I was making with tiny beads breaking and going aaaaalllllll over the kitchen 🙃 #SorryFamily

Ok Ticketmaster you can text me any time. My JoBro dreams are reliant on y’all 🙏

Yo this whole “making my yard look nice” thing is WORK 😅😅

Mimosa Walks are magical✨Thank you social media 😙

If Texas is pre-heating right now, I’m terrified to know what it’s like when it’s actually hot out 🥵🥵🥵🥵