There are so many things the world needs and this is not one of them

I got a big girl job today and my brother just stopped by to say congratul…

5 years later and I’m still having drum corps dreams 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Sure I have a 15 minute mile but like for walk-jog-dancing that’s pretty good so

Being a girl is just pulling your hair off of everything all the time

i don’t like having dinner i like having 900 calories of a chips or crackers at midnight

the hot/iced coffee decision is not about the temperature outside but about how I feel in my heart

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

I love shopping for my sister bc it’s also for me

My mom refusing to buy an e-gift card bc she can’t put it under the tree

❤️💙

People talk too much

Nothing scares old people more than targeted ads

When my co-workers start talking about “this generation”

Me 🤝🏻 The path of MOST resistance

Accidentally saying “walk” and then gaslighting my dog into thinking I didn’t

Cry on company time!

Made it to Friday!

get in losers