There's gonna be a new ad out soon, probably, figuring out the recording booth took a lot longer because I kept finding notes left by Mandy's girlfriend. Apparently this thing can hop dimensions and it gets 30 miles per "meat-gallon" Working here is interesting -Evelyn

Management made us watch this, I have no idea why -Evelyn

Forklifts. -Management HCFSSB

It has come to our attention that people are entering the Hellmouth in order to attend a forklift seminar. Stop it. -Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Council

I get the next eight days off if I want them, but I kinda like being in the studio. Chag Sameach everyone, stay away from the Hellmouth or else -Evelyn

Don't. -Management

My aunt asked me what my new job was over dinner last night. How do I explain this, how do I tell my Aunt that I run the Twitter for an anti-tourism board Don't come to the Hellmouth. -Evelyn

What would make you stop coming to the Hellmouth? -Management

The gods are real and they're twice as real in the Hellmouth, stay away to avoid the gods

Currently the Management is slurping up sugar water from the floor. One of the interns must've spilled it when they were going to refill the Management's feeder. Uggggggh -Evelyn

LARS. -Management

I've considered letting one person into the Hellmouth, as a treat. -Management

Don't come to the Hellmouth. You can watch the games from the comfort and safety of anywhere but the Hellmouth. Like Miami or something -Evelyn

Oh cool, the stadium is packed again. What part of "don't come to the Hellmouth" do you understand? -Evelyn

Guys I get it, we all want to see the Champs play. But if you're gonna come to the Hellmouth stay FAR AWAY from the Solarium, it is not fit for our use and it sure as hell ain't fit for yours

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Whoever started the "hellmouth tourism pass" rumor owes me five-hundred dollars and some extra strength headache medication. There is no tourism pass! Do not come to the Hellmouth! -Evelyn

For fucks sake that jackass coin is back. Melt in the Hellmouth you bronze buttplug

To whoever left the individually wrapped snails in the mail room, you provided Management with a snack and me with several questions. -Evelyn