ooc.⠀ HELLO OMG

ooc.⠀ forgot about this account for a year sorry

More accurate prediction than the movie 2012.

Betting a thousand on Tom’s queer campaign this month.

Anyone knows why Greg just sent a “😎” with no follow up?

He does that to other people too? Wrong emoji to call for help.

ooc.⠀ if anything i want to name my first born son roman. im so obsessed with him

Whoopsie.

Hmmm yeah, no. Although, I can notice that what, fuckin’— 70 bucks haircut?

I’m under no legal obligation to say anything!

/ me when the succession verse is like 6 psychopaths, 7 narcissists, 10 scrooges, 6 ppl who love to inflict pain

Woof.

rated e for everybody!

yoooou’re missing a letter to spell my name.

what? no, what the fuck? i was trying to “woo” you y’know.

pffftt, and what would a “good job” be like?

ooc.⠀ so roman roy