Happy Birthday, Matthew Macfadyen!

burn it ( like we totally didn’t burn those papers )

; happy bday zaddy

ᅠ ᅠ † — ARE 𝓦𝙴 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝚁͟𝐞͟𝐛͟𝐞͟𝐥͟𝐬͟ ˀ / 𝓽𝒽𝑒 𝙼𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙰𝚅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙰𝙽 ⋮ ❒ ⋆·˚ ༘ ᅠ ᅠ

thank god you can’t cancel the guy in charge of the canceling 😎

Stop texting me every 3 seconds, I’m in a meeting

????? ok then, keep texting me exactly what the gossip is? useless .

not sure if Roman is capable of friendship but duly noted clearly capable of … well,

hey, thanks buddy. i appreciate it. and i really . . . i really hope you're doing well out there, on the other side of all this. you know ?

fuck that; fuck you.

or. we have 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 about this. no undermining the credibility of our esteemed and pious news team. ( publicly, anyway ). jesus is watching, or. uhuh. remember that. he alone has the power to condemn or save you.

no, i'm not a sex pest psychopath.

. . . fuck you, dude ! watch it ! ( the sneakers are a sensitive topic, okay ?! )

i feel like i should report you to some hotline. it's probably my duty, actually.

midlife crisis ? what ?! you anticipating he'll kick the bucket before 70 ? harsh.

( he finds the fact that there's even a doubt as to roman's literacy rather telling. ) big words, too. wow ! probably ready to graduate to chapter books soon, huh ?

his face contorts into an expression of creased brow confusion. he's a little too uneasy with this stranger's conduct to feign a laugh. ' wow ! okay then. good for you, i guess. living your dream. ahem. are you one of roman's friends, then ? '

who is on the council , exactly ?

. . . traumatizing, greg ? how on earth was it traumatizing ? it was just a couple of modern day men discovering the joys and uses of fire.

/ happy halloweek !