i accidentally blurt out my feelings for joan and all she can say is oh i see how it is im taking the puppy and im leaving

so much heartbreak

im naming the puppy anthriel

babe im kidding im not leaving i promise cheer up

sup dirkbot

still naming the puppy anthriel though surprised bible thumper over there hasnt gotten it yet

no shhh im undercover right now dirkbot shhh

@PranksterCutie then im not opening my eyes for you ... did you just break my shades

wait dirkbot no come back talk to me

congrats dirk maybe youll finally get laid

i have no fucking clue

@PranksterCutie if you dont get my shades and give them to me then ill sleep at work for a week

you talked to me first man where was that going again

this smooth motherfucker x.com/DvaeRider/stat…

@PranksterCutie > Sigh please get me my shades

> Deep voice no stop im a married woman x.com/DvaeRider/stat…

son of a- > NOPE > Be good be good > Look away x.com/DvaeRider/stat…

@PranksterCutie > Catch your shades > Beckon her back over now sit on my lap again

dirkbot

chill dude