TECHNOLOGY HAS GONE TOO FAR THESE KIDS ARE GONNA SUCK

I’m Jewish and this is the most insulted I’ve been regarding Kanye lately

staring into my microwave like a fish tank

curb your enthusiasm season 12 has officially begun filming

when she’s only consumed adderall and an iced coffee and it’s 5pm

it’s fucked up that dogs get toothpaste flavors like “beef stew” and “liver” and all we get is “mint” ://

being pregnant is embarrassing cuz then you have to admit you had sex

do you think every black peacoat is born with the dream of one day making it to New York City

just ate a kiwi with the skin, i'm a man.

Who's Your Daddy?

youtu.be/uCebnyWzDjc

personally very happy Taylor swift won the Super Bowl cuz Nick Bosa used to play golf at the course I worked at he would tip zero dollars and also leave his carts in the parking lot

Hot Ones but with 10 spicy margaritas and each is spicier than the last

Would’ve paid at least $12 to see a cutaway shot to Shane Gillis’ dad during that 21 Savage performance #SNL

It’s March bro c’mon time to take down the Halloween decorations

Challengers made me want to divorce my nonexistent wife

taking photos out of my plane window knowing damn well I’ll never look at these again