My talent is just being nice...for no reason

Last week you said I was too shallow. Now you say I'm going off the deep end. Make up your mind.

Oh look, little miss anger issues is here.

just stepped in my own shit

How to self discipline while being high Im gonna write this book for whoever needs read it

Sometimes I like to scroll the replies in Facebook groups and suddenly this place doesn’t seem so bad

Yeah and I saw them knock you unconscious alright....

Sorry but I cant be naked all day!

If you dont understand "that motherfucking shit" it aint my problem

My bad sis

I'll throw a baby ruth in your pool idgaf

That girls gonna eat you alive pussyboi

You wanna go back in time just dont use your phone for a day

I would never date a man that ever owned a pair of skinny jeans you just gotta draw a line somewhere

It cant stay hard all the time

Me as a therapist: Is that all? I've seen better scrolling twitter.

Lifes good right now