Bring back rollercoaster POV videos

actually have zero interest in what my friends do for work. it's either interesting and i'll be jealous or boring and i'll be bored. i only wanna get drunk and talk about other times we got drunk

#Cowboys Let’s flex on them! 😆😅

in a effort to both drink more water and practice my g splitting I have resorted to this

Yooo i love commuting to work in the dark, staying inside all day, and then the sun is down when I leave the office. This is what humans were meant to do

Jim Jones, you have 24 hours to respond.

Hold a grudge for life-Be A Man

THE RULER’S BACK. 🫡 youtu.be/2msMRPdMdWc?si…

Hey President Donald J. Trump please do something about touchdown-commercial-kickoff-commercial. This needs to end.

“they should have gotten jelly roll”

Brewery: “We have over 50 craft beers on tap!” Me:

Somehow the homies already have like 4 inside jokes you aren’t a part of after a 15 minute ride

Longtime Cowboys LT Tyron Smith to retire after 14 seasons in NFL. (via @rapsheet)

77 signing off ✍️ #DallasCowboys | Miller Lite

The McMillan Golden discourse was all for not

How many dudes that just moved to Brooklyn are getting ready to say this same shit to their Hinge dates tonight?

How I greet my dog when I get home

Witnessed History Today

i’d die before i admit i got put on