The new ios is BEAUTIFUL

its very weird to think that i am a seattleite now. but well, i guess i am.

got a bid for a frat and a day later (an hour ago) they revoked it

I made one tweet in the last two weeks and it got 8 views, where am I even getting these views from

Total apple cultural dominance

Real screenshot btw

i absolutely NEED to go to a german or dutch rave someday. everything ive seen about them beats the hell out of american ones

Do you wanna go back to corporate memphis then? That design style can and should die in an infinitely deep hole

Least surprising stat ever

College life is great. Got a decked out apartment, a bottle of whiskey, and friends out the ass. However, it sucks not being able to drive wherever I want. Maybe it’s a blessing in disguise considering I am also losing a LOT of weight

hello Klaus schwab of the world economic forum

Just bought my ticket to go see some live uptempo. I cannot wait for my ears to get obliterated

radical centrism is finding both kirkification and george droyd funny

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

seahawk tuah

I always knew a pedophile was behind micro transactions

Got 67 cents on the hawks

one two three four i declare a thumb war five six seven eight i hate midterms

Been going to the gym a lot lately. Currently down 40 pounds from my peak. I feel amazing