Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 Pants so tight you can see her religion.

The only thing that healed faster than Erika Kirk’s heart was Donald Trump’s ear.

When Sec of Trans suggested we be more courteous, I pointed out this administration has made me say "OH pu-LEEZE!" every day this year.

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Thanks to Trump I bought Tylenol for 1800% off the regular price but now I'm worried about using it as a stocking stuffer

Elon Musk The owner of this platform, Elon Musk is a dumb, stupid pussy ass motherfucker. He's been spreading this LIE since before the 2024 presidential election DogeDesigner Is this were true, Democrats would not have lost the 2016 nor the 2024 presidential elections. But you MAGA fucks are

Fun fact: you can take a boat tour of Lake Michigan for $36. If you pay a little more you can ride on a boat with a glass bottom, so you can see where all of Barron's half-brothers got dumped.

Got roughed up and Arrested by 20 ICE Agents in Minnesota today for being Awesome in a Giraffe onesie! Here's the unedited widescreen version!🦒💙 Please RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to be awesome around ICE and MAGA!

This is the ad they SHOULD be running.

Perhaps some MAGA folks have no problem defending Trump’s cover up of the Epstein files because they grew up in churches that covered up the sexual scandals committed by their pastors

""Melania" is my worst theater experience." Abraham Lincoln

Slap a maxi pad on his ear & he’ll be good as new! 👍

When Grok was asked who spreads the most disinformation on @x - it's response was to name Donald J. Trump and Elon Musk X have deleted the response, RT it here before they delete this one! They find it humiliating! RT!

To make the discussion as painless as possible, I had to tell my kids that Kristi Noem was sent to live on a very nice farm

I like this idea, we just have to make sure Italy is next up, don't we? Denmark is set to explore if gastronomy can be recognized as an art form courthousenews.com/denmark-is-set…

John Fugelsang

Governor Newsom Press Office

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