Life got tough for Mr. Clippy after he left the Microsoft Office.

In Dublin? Join us at our offices with our Head of #SRE Enablement Luis Mineiro and Sr. Backend Eng. Conor Gallagher - they’ll be giving a talk on Adaptive Paging and Simplifying SLO Alarms using #Kubernetes and Service Categories. ✏️Register here: zln.do/2mTF5nt

Peak San Francisco interaction: on my way back from the gym, I stop by a juice shop to get a smoothie. Apple Pay / Card terminal isn’t working. Product manager at Apple Card right behind me in line pays for my food and I Venmo him the money.

Settled

Here are the slides from my talk at Dublin Data Science and Engineering Club slideshare.net/himanshu4141/d…

Any #iOS or #Android heads out there looking for a move? Check out the jobs going here in Zalando Technology. If nothing else you'll be working with a sound bunch... :) linkedin.com/posts/zara-mc-…

the scariest thing about COVID-19 is that it looks like a JIRA ticket

So today I didn’t realize I was off mute and told the Democratic Caucus (including a couple recent presidential candidates) that “...mommy is working honey, please go potty and wash your hands then mommy will come downstairs.” How’s your working from home going? 🤦🏻‍♀️

This shows the location data of phones that were on a Florida beach during Spring Break. It then shows where those phones traveled. First thing you should note is the importance of social distancing. The second is how much data your phone gives off.

Crying, Anger, and Pantslessness is the new CAP theorem. It’s impossible to have less than 2 right now.

Technology decisions, especially for programming languages, are hard and heavily debated in companies. Learn how we have refined the approach for technology selection in Zalando Technology and #TechRadar to allow for healthier, principle-based discussions.

I will think of this the next time I’m modifying yaml at stripe, which surely will be today

I SAW A FREAKING WHALE FROM A PLANE AND THE PHOTO IS BAD AND I DONT CARE

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"we got bought by Microsoft! we're so excited!!1 we'll still be the same compa..." hahahahahahahahahahhaha sweet summer children

#Bitcoin mempool is clearing. 1 sat/Byte fee transactions are being processed. Great time for wallet reorg! mempool.space/graphs#3m

Alien Observers xkcd.com/2572

There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine