Great lines and length

Turkey flight?

best hacker keyboard ive ever used. its super ergonomic. you dont even need a mouse, you use your tongue on the big red ball to move your cursor

Friendly Monday reminder: Code in Dev doesn’t make you any money Push everything to Prod

Fuck

Auspol anchor being

how to get a cute Chinese gf starter pack

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

Just got jumpscared by Macauley Culkin in a redlettermedia video ffs

Saw a teenager walking home in a karate outfit, which is fine, but he was a white belt. Arguably the most muggable outfit in existence. With any other clothes, your level of martial arts knowledge is at least ambiguous

You smell that son? That’s jira. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of jira tickets in the morning. You know, someday this sprint is gonna end

The new york yankees have been acquired by chinese equity and will be renamed the Yangtze

New hitman elusive target map

Field of Dreams is the citizen kane of movies

Me talking about my favourite Smiling Friends

Nooooooo those are my emotional support tensorflow warnings

#AUSvIND

Fuck you Zack Crawley