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juan benet ramsey

@hijab_creator

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calendar_today09-09-2018 22:11:51

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[traits of the female character I’ve been planning for 50 years] she’s schizophrenic, she’s good at math, and she wants to fuck her brother

[traits of the female character I’ve been planning for 50 years] she’s schizophrenic, she’s good at math, and she wants to fuck her brother
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in the optimized version of new york city, the sidewalks are moving walkways and instead of sirens the ambulances play “trophies” by drake

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every cultural scandal in France is someone pointing out the most famous person in a niche field has been publicly saying the most pedophilic things for the last thirty years

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Piranesi by Susanna Clarke: what if a kind dumb guy journaled Meditations by Marcus Aurelius: what if a whiny emperor couldn’t stop journaling

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please take some comfort, we were able to rule out a shameful death by suicide. he actually died choking and jacking himself off

please take some comfort, we were able to rule out a shameful death by suicide. he actually died choking and jacking himself off
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if you do the NYT mini crossword, you are a tiny intellect. a worm to me. i solve Rubik’s cubes blindfolded. sudokus with only a few numbers filled in. i have never worn deodorant that wasn’t axe body spray

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babe of course I can compliment your specific facial features, it just starts to feel like phrenology and you know i’m in my anti-racist era right now

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nyc subways in summer are the closest earth gets to religious conceptions of hell: subterranean, extremely hot, full of beings of otherworldly evil (cops, ppl watching videos sound on with no headphones)