Introducing our latest Canned Coochie variety.... Christmas Cooch! It's peppermint flavored and sure to get you in the Coochmas spirit!

[Eh. He'll probably pass out any time now]

[BUBSY NO HE'D GO FOR YOU INSTEAD]

[Oh, Spongebob passed out. Hopefully he'll be better tomorrow]

[...when is he gonna wake up...?]

So, dis blue guy comes up ta' me, right? And e's like "'Ey, I gotsa go home and spend some time wit' the missus, take dis shit" and hands me sum' phone! So I guess I'm here now.

So I might be mentally insane, that's fun.

This is worse than Chum

We must sacrifice Red the Angry Bird

When will I be added to Among Us :(

Looking back at my photobook! Golly, I sure changed a lot!

My dad

I have a DEATHLY fear of women but I never told anyone until now

// running out of steam, might be going on a hiatus

Fuck you