I have alcohol, i have my onesie, I have my Joey, I am ready to stay in for weeks! Now where’s Blair Sheppard — Parody?!

Throwback to when I had glorious hair!

“Auntie Blair?” [Abigail sought out Blair Sheppard — Parody while she was being watched by her godfather Rhys for the holiday weekend. He was called in for an emergency giraffe problem and left Abby in Blair’s care.]

Sweat is seductive if you do it right.

Oh, so seductive. This is why I don’t let Blair Sheppard — Parody use my camera.

[Rhys left a gift for Blair Sheppard — Parody just because he was thinking of her.]

[Texts Blair Sheppard — Parody: I have Queenie & Kors with me. I had a date! 😜 Heathcliff, Phoebe and Gatsby are at home with treats!

Love it!

Working the muscles. 💪🏼

I do love Sundays. #SeductiveSunday

[After a long workout, Rhys rang up Blair Sheppard — Parody’s phone, wiping away sweat from his muscles as he awaited her answer.]

4 bloody years?! Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

If I hear someone call me “Rhys-y piecey” one more time, I’m going to strangle them.

Saw this and thought of you, Blair Sheppard — Parody.

Because it’s absolutely true? 😂

When I’m relaxing in the bath after a long day and realize Blair Sheppard — Parody brought home a friend.

Training.

Just a wee workout.

I want a baby, Blair Sheppard — Parody.

Gatsby boy. ❤️