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Conservative Twitter

you either dated people in middle school or you’re funny now

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Sometimes ya gotta harness and enhance that anxiety to get minimal tasks done and scare everyone you love

It would be so cool if society were structured to include people with disabilities. Like imagine if kids with adhd had their own classes in grade school tailored to using their thought patterns to enhance learning instead of forcing them to learn like everyone else

dear infants, please do not get jobs with adults if you can’t handle criticism or instruction without crying. ty

my soul just aches man

Dear god, make me a bird. So I can eat worms and not go to college

"back off, bucko. You're bad." 😂😂😂

I had a dream that Stevie Nicks was impersonating Phoebe Bridgers and man people were PISSED when they realized they’d been tricked

Burnout is a real thing and it starts with the pressure applied to children in high school.

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

help

Cam cannot come to the phone right now he is in the river

why is every tweet on the tl about soul mates? Y’all don’t even have souls

Sweet pasta sauce is an abomination and people who prefer it that way should be executed on the spot.